Props to Dave Brown for the punchline! So this time it's appropriation, not stealing.
So hey, I gained enough XP and now I'm Lvl 25. Epic powers include "Power Slackness" and "Caffeine Rage". In the same week I finished my last exam. This means (depending on the marks I receive) that I have completed my degree in its long-overdue entirety! All three events were celebrated in true style.